You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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