i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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