My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
