this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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