I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
