The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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