this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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