That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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