i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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