Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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