I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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