I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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