do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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