so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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