seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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