haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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