i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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