omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Randomize