It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm at about main and main street
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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