the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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