Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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