I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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