But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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