Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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