He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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