no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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