Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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