Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
The power of my boobs compel you
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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