Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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