If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
