Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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