I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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