Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He has the fingertips of a God
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