playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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