i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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