belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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