my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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