I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
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Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize