I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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