You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Shame is for Republicans.
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