so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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