I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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