they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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