4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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