I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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