Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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