so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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