Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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