we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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