Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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