My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
she pinky promised me she was 18
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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