just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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