Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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