i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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