I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I hate all girls vehemently.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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