She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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