Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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