all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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