im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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