i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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