Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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